Will it grow into a bird? Or will it be goo on some predator’s instep?

I can’t stop contributing to my 401(k).

Not “can’t stop” as in Miley Cyrus, I-can’t-stop-doing-E-it’s-so-much-fun.

Nope, it’s literally against the rules of the plan. Even merely reducing my contribution is not allowed.

How is this a thing?

Me: Hello, Comcast? I’d like to cancel my cable subscription.

Comcast: Actually, the…

Aaron Wolfson

Conducting weekly five-minute journeys down the twisting railways of my mind. Via email, of course: https://buttondown.email/aaronjacobwolfson

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